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Me want pussy, meeeow!

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20080722-I want pussy meeeow

So I have had an aversion to pussy. It is not that I am a misogynist or anything. No no it is truly a physical repulsion.The symptoms are real too. Even hours after “exposure”, I tend to tear up and even feel short of breath from the experience.

But now there seems to be good alternative, hypo-allergenic cats! That is right, I could now get a eugenically engineered (bread for a certain trait) cat that does not produce the glycoprotein, Fel d 1, the allergen that effects as much as 15% of the populace.

For about $5,950 and a twelve month wait, I can own (with one year guarantee!) a cat that does not have the most common allergen from allerca.com.

http://www.allerca.com/html/hypoallergenic.html

If that piece of prime pussy is out of your league, here is a good books on other low allergen breads and how to reduce the impact.

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