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Disclaimer

This is just for entertainment purposes only.The intent of this blog is to do no harm.Some things here are actual opinions but for the most part it is just fiction for fiction sake.Assume the content is inaccurate.Follow advice, tips, techniques, and recommendations at your own risk.Although I try to research what I write about, it is likely wrong.Web content is dynamic and my not remain valid, see the appropriate expert or professional before following any advice or otherwise written here.

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This Blog is not intended to malign any religion, ethnic group, club, organization, company, or individual, or anyone or thing, especially those with the ability and desire to sue me.If there is something offends you, don’t read this blog.If there is something that is inaccurate, let me know so I can try my best to make it better.

This Blog is in English and is not meant to translate into other languages.Additionally, this Blog is indented only to be distributed to the San Francisco, California, US bay area.

By reading this Blog, you agree to these terms and limit any liability to me and anyone I know to a combined sum of 1 USD.

Further Disclaimer:

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One thought on “Disclaimer

  1. Your “further disclaimer” felt oddly arousing 😀 I think the cherry on top of my cake would have been, “possibility of injury or death.”